Vandermolen's Bio

Sweetest bio ever.

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Nicholas A. Vandermolen, uses the words gay, butthole and wiener when ever he wants. He is so cutting edge. Other people are buttholes.

The Evils of Modern Society: Cell Phones, abandoned project.

I don't even remember writing this but at some point i was against cell phones. Weird. Times used to be different, didn't they. I don't think it was finished but here it is.

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Cell phones, college campuses poisons gift to the gifted youngsters of many high students.

            Look around college campuses of today and you will see a disturbing trend. You will notice most of the people walking are on cell phones. Long gone are the days when people will walk to class and talk to another person. Long are the days when people would listen to there favorite band on there portable walk man. Welcome to the days when mechanic, brain damager and conversation devastates is I the pocket of 90 percent of people. Welcome to a world when a seven minute conversation is interrupted three times by a cell phone. Say hello to walking zombies, people who are disconnected from reality.

            Today every one from high class entripenewer to low class back woods tree people all are using one of the greatest technological advances in the form on communication in the last one hundred years. They are using cell phones. In the pockets and back packets of over 90 percent of this nations people is a ticking time bomb of fast talk and fake conversation. Almost everyone has one, how can it be bad, how can it be so harmful to this generations mental stability. It is. It is destroying this nations conversation and oration skills at an astounding rate. This is one of the main reasons why world are full of discontent and depression. Yet, it is never called out, no one points the finger at there cell phone, because then they would be pointing the finger at them selves.

            Ten years ago if you walked past a group of people walking some where they would most likely be talking to each other. Now a days they would al be talking. Not to each other though, they would all be talking on their own cell phone. Each babbling sub-consciously about nothing. There is no conversation here. There is no meaning in there words. There is only lonely ness. On a sub concise level they know they are lonely, why do they walk together, to feel like they are having a real conversation, to feel like they aren’t disconnected from reality. Using a cell phone can cause a true form of disconnection from reality; it’s about the only thing real about it.

            Many people argue that today’s modern world is to busy, we are to on the go, because of that we need cell phone so we can call re mates and friend for the road, and form the sidewalk. It may be true that people are on the go in the this fast paced work a-day world we call America, but is it true that you have to have meaningless conversations on a meaningless interface. People would argue that they call people on there cell because they care about them. Let us examine this statement. They call them because they care, but they do it in a meaningless and disrespectful manner. That’s like giving someone birthday cake, but when they bite into it, there crap inside. IF a person really cared to call them, they would set aside time for them, they would go into a dark room and call them, or even see them in person. Calling a person from your car on a cell phone says to a person they you remember them, but don’t care enough to use your precious time on them.

            The biggest evil of cell phones is there disconnection form reality phenomenon. This is a natural and fact of an unnatural devise. When people are on there cell phone they lose touch with everything around them, they stop hearing the outside world, they stop seeing there surroundings. When you see a college student walking to class talking on a cell phone, realize that at that moment they are not there, what you see is a zombie, an empty soulless vassal. One time I was with a friend at a hardware store. We asked an employee for help, he brought us to the location of are need part and as he was about to show us his cell phone rang. Like an autonomic conditioned response that could only have been taught by the devil, he stop mid sentence and whipped out his cell phone leaving us lost as to where to find the part. With in seconds he was disconnected from reality, he was lost in the fake, half hearted conversation. He was disconnected from reality. To test are hypostasis, my friend walks up to the man, and no more them a foot from his face he says, “I touch little boys.” The employee didn’t flinch, he didn’t stop, he didn’t notice. At that moment the cell phone had his soul. In my life I have seen this phenomenon many times. I have seen it happen in class, I have seen it happen during arguments, and I have seen everywhere. The phenomena of leaving life for a simple electronic beep.

            It interesting to see how people react to the metaphysical slap that is answering your phone when you’re in a conversation with someone else. Lets say two people are standing next to each other talking, both standing face to face. Suddenly a cell phone rings, the conversation instantly stops. The person with the phone begins to talk on the phone, what happens to the other person. The other person stands there, as if they were in line to talk to a king. The stand there face to face with the person who just shafted them and the person on the phone doesn’t even see the sad face of the person directly in front of them, because they are so disconnected from reality. They wait to finish there simple conversation, for what, an electron devise that emulates the voice of another. The person on the phone chose the cold, soulless mechanical conversation over a real flesh and blood. When the phone conversation is done they resume the conversation, but it’s hard to pick back up and the moment is gone. That cell phone call may have just broken an opening that was needed to start a friend ship.

            As you have read this you may see a paradox. On one had a conversation on a cell phone is empty and meaning less. But on the other hand a person on a cell phone is disconnected from reality; they are out side of this world, because they are so focused on the conversation. Now it is true that they left this world to focus on the conversation and it is true that a conversation on a cell phone is empty and meaning less. The reason is because a person on a cell phone is incapable of having a meaning full conversation, considering the circumstances. Now it is true the people on the phone are thing there hardest to make it meaning full but since it is impossible they still try hard to make it real. It is as if they are grabbing at the wind. It’s like seeing a ghost, you can almost see it, but you can’t touch it. This is the phenomena of a cell phone, you are so close so you try hard to make it real, but it can never be real, only empty and fake.

NOTES

AQUINUS – God made everything thus everything can be used for good. (look up)

Reclusive Genius

A letter i wrote to Michigan State University board of admissions when i was trying to transfer there from Central Michigan University.

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Nicholas A. Vander Molen

 “Reclusive Genius”

            In the last year and a half since finishing high school I have become more of a man then a child, I think I have grown a lot in the last year and a half. Since Finishing high school I have started my own business, held a fashion show in which my cloths were shown, joined a movement based art collective, and increased my writing skill by what I think is at least ten-fold.

            The business I started is no joke. We are a real and profitable business. The business was started this summer by Nick Jarmuzewski and my self. The name of the business is, “Lombardo Barnyard.” We have had it officially registered with the state and everything. We are the 7^th chakra; we are dedicated to quality et cetera. Last summer we held a dance party, the party was sponsored by Pepsi. Also, the fashion show I held was in conjunction with my business. As of now “Lombardo Barnyard” is developing merchandise which will hit the market in the first quarter of 2005.

            I have also held a fashion show since finishing high school. I held the “Reduce, Reuse, Recycle: Back to School Fashion Show,” earlier this year at Central Michigan University. Each segment of clothes I designed and created. They were based upon a different aspect of back to school life. The fashion show was a success; it was featured in CMlife, the local newspaper on campus. In the article I was called a reclusive genius.

            The fashion show I put on help arouse the creative talent with in many CMU artists. These CMU artists, with their newly discovered love for art, formed a movement based art collective called, Fonikks. I am a member of Fonikks. So far at Fonikks we have done a project that I came up with. The project was a choreographed ninjitsu battle that happened in very specific points around campus. The battle was once again featured in CMlife. Fonikks is now working on a creative dance piece. The piece should be performed in two to three weeks.

            I have also increased my writing skill by what seems like ten fold. Since leaving high school I have written a massive screenplay. I would have never though this possible when I was high school. In one of my classes this year I wrote a poem that changed the way my class is run. The poem was a critical look on the way the work-shopping process was run in class. I also recently wrote a 20 page story in 3 days. People think the story is incredible funny. I have written so many things since coming to college, some for school and some not. I have learned to love writing, and I hope to write many more things in the future.

            As you can see I have done some astounding things in the last year and a half. I have started a business, I have held my own fashion show, I have joined a movement based art collective, and I would say that my creative writing skills have increased by ten fold. I have done many more things that have changed the live of everyone around me. I feel like it is my time to move on from CMU and move to a larger campus where my art can be more appreciated. I hope to start school as a junior as a Spartan, at Michigan State University.

Another Bio

I think i had to send in a bio when i was transferring from Central Michigan University to Michigan State University. This bio might have gotten me accepted to MSU.

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VanderMolen’s Bio:

            Nicholas Vandermolen is probably the coolest person you will ever meet. He is co-owner of his own business, Lombardo Barnyard. He is also consistently participating in sweetness. Just over a month ago he put on a fashion show. The fashion show was covered in such publications as CM Life and The Alpena News. Once he had a dance party in his basement. It was quote, “Awesome.” Another time he was called a “reclusive genius.” This may or may not be true, what is known is that he is quite possibly the coolest person you will ever meet.

            In eighth grade he won the “America and Me Essay Contest,” at his school. He never made it to regionals. 

Illuminati's subliminal messages.

I don't know what this was for.

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The illuminati and the subliminal messages they use to flaunt there dominance.

Since the beginning of time the illuminati has been a scourge to this world. They have systematically been destroying all that is good in this world. They hide in many guises, the freemasons, the knights templar, and even the shriners. Many names, but one evil. The illuminati represent hell on earth, and the fall of man from within. They were prophesied by people like Nostradamus, and are even foretold in the Bible. They are here, they are now, and they are all around us. We have no form of escape.

            The illuminati are slowly tightening the noose we call existence. They do this in many ways. Things like the war in Iraq, the recent hurricanes on Florida and the recent election campaign are all parts of there plan of world domination. They are influencing are thoughts and are lives on so many levels. Even small things, things we take for granted, are illuminati born, and used for destruction.

            Take a look at a dollar bill. The American dollar bill is filled with illuminati symbols. Just look at the pyramid on the back. Ask yourself what this means. The only explanation you will able to conjure is that this is an illuminati symbol. Through the dollar bill the illuminati flaunt there dominance on us by brandishing every symbol they can think of. The eagle represents the phoenix that has been a symbol of illuminati since ancient Egypt. Even the number of feathers, arrows, stars, and olive branches all represent different aspects of the illuminati. Do your research, check the internet, see how the illuminati flaunt there dominance via the one dollar bill.

            The dollar bill is not the only way in which they push there dominance upon us. Simple everyday things like street lights are actually secret illuminati symbols used to subliminally show there dominance. The street light is a modern day invention that can be seen in just about every town. Most believe that they are used to prevent traffic accidents. The fact that this absurd excuse is used to show how traffic lights are useful is proof positive that the illuminati have penetrated even our inner most thoughts.

            Like the dollar bill, traffic lights are inundated with illuminati symbols. The red of the stop light represents the red dragon. The red dragon is the beast talked about in the book of revelation. The red dragon is a major symbol in the illumine, it is argued that if the red dragon were another color, let’s say orange; the illuminati would not have as many people in there organization. It is the color red, like blood, that makes the red dragon seem ferocious. 

            The yellow on the traffic light is not really a yellow at all; it’s supposed to be gold. At the time of the street lights conception, the technology was not around to make gold colored lights, so they compromised and made yellow lights instead. Although it’s yellow, it’s still meant to represent gold. Gold is very important to the illuminati, gold is divine, and it’s also is a source of wisdom for the illuminati. Only true illuminati know how to siphon the great wisdom from a piece gold. An illuminati secret that is sure to never be revealed.

            Little is known about the meaning of the green on traffic lights. Green is a very sacred color to illuminati; only high level illuminati truly understand its meaning. As I am not a high level illuminati, I do not know the true meaning behind the color green. Some have speculated that it has to do with plants and trees, but I don’t believe speculation, I only believe fact.

            When you look at the color scale Roy G. Biv, this scale obviously representing the colors of the rainbow, red, yellow, and green are the first, third, and fourth colors of the color scale. When you designate each color a number according to the aforementioned color scale the numbers 1, 3 and 4 come up. 134, there is deep meaning it this number. 13 is a very sacred number in the illuminati. The number13 can be found in a number of places around the world. The 13 represents the illuminati on its most metaphysical form. The 4 is another sacred number of the illuminati. 4 represent the number of beings in the quadune being that is Satan. Christians believe that God is made up of three parts, father, son, and Holy Spirit. The illuminati believe that Satan is made up of four parts, Satan, Lucifer, Red Dragon, and the devil. The number 134 it self represents an important number in the illuminati. 134 represents the Saros 134 lunar cycle. Many illuminati worship the moon and its mind altering powers, knowing the Saros 134 lunar cycle is important to understanding the mind-altering effects of the moons gravitational pull.

            The illuminati are everywhere. They are in our towns, they are in our neighborhoods, and they may even be in our family’s. They also come in many forms, freemason, knights templar, the shriners, and many more. I don’t know their entire plan, and I don’t know all there secrets. What I do know is that there are an evil group of people that are trying desperately to control us by any means possible. They have even stooped so low as to use traffic lights to display there dominance. I may never see an end to the illuminati, but I pray every day for there down fall.

 Authors notes:

I am Nicholas A VanderMolen. One time I was in CMLIFE for a sweet fashion show I held. It is entirely possible that I may be the sweetest person you may ever meet. After reading my true essay you may be saying to your self that this was too long. I don’t care. I needed to tell of my knowledge, it could save lives. I couldn’t put all of the information into the jail like confines of a two page paper, I needed to extend this work of art to a meager three pages. Disqualifying me would lead me to assume that you are a member of the illuminati. Don’t lead me to assume that you are a member of the illuminati. I am pretty cool, and I own a small business, ask me stuff by e-mailing me at, vande1na@cmich.edu. I reply quickly.   

                   Nicholas A. VanderMolen

 

 

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