The F’n Vandermolen F’n Movie
Theirs a Big party going on. Tons of people are having fun. People are taking pics of each other in the corner. Two people are wrestleing. Someone is stiring up a 2-gallon milk shake. Some people are laughing on the couch. Others are playing video games. They are being really loud. Vandermolen walks from the bathroom.
Vandermolen: Whoooo. I just dropped another bomb.
JR: Wo that was fast, you usually take like 20 minutes. What, no 90/10.
Vandermolen: Hey man, I may take a long time to dump, but what ever I’m friggn awesome. It shot out real fast because I have a job to do.
Jarmo: Shut up (sarcastically).
JR tackles Jarmo who is playing video games. They wrestle as vandermolen climbs on top of a coffee table.
Vandermolen: Alright! Alright. Everybody I have something to say.
Someone throws a can of DP at Vandermolen.
Vandermolen: I mean it, this is serious.
JR: You want a black eye.
Vandermolen: I said no.
Nate: Let him talk guys.
Vandermolen: Everybody. I love you all.
Jarmo: What a fag.
Vanderdermolen: Shut up. I mean this. Look guys this is the last night in the bacement. In only 2 weeks we graduate. Then, 2 weeks after that, I’m gone. I’ll be in New York. I have to be a beat nick poet. Hey lisa, take some pics of this, this is a big moment. My big good by.
Lisa: I’m tring to take picture of Nicole.
Nicole: Yea vandermolen, can’t you see I’m a super star.
Vandermolen: What ever, if anything I’m the super star.
JR: I’m gonna ride your coat tails right.
Vandermolen: Sure what ever. Wait. Guys this is my good bye.
Nate: Then do it.
Vandermolen rips his shirt off.
Vandermolen: Since the beginning of time, our lives have been moving toward this moment. It’s been a series of planed events all to put us here. With out those events we never would have a 2 gallon milk shake. We’d never have a this bacement, and Jarmo, you’d never find your love affair with Arnold schwarginagar.
Jarmo: Have you seen his bi’s.
Vandermolen: This bacement, this group of friends, this night. Guys I love it all. I just want to say that
Vandermolen walks/slips of the table and goes over to the milkshake.
Vandermolen: with out all of you I would be nothing more then a waste of human life. Guy you made me the superstar that I am. You made me. Thanks.
Vandermolen scoops sloopily form the milkshake. Raises it high in the air.
Vandermolen: Now, Let’s drink one of the worlds greatest drinks. A 2-gallon milkshake made in a sink. Drink up.
Everyone yells.
Vandermolen: Friends forever!
Everyone: Friends forever!!!
Montage of still of everyone having fun. People covered in milkshake. Wreslting matches. Charts of stealing overies.
Voice over.
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